La Leche League of 2030

I buy my kids a lot of fun toys, I promise, I really do!

I have bought them bounce houses that have been the hit of many a birthday party... They have been given presents that have heightened their imaginations.....

And they have enormous play centers that take up more square feet than the average refrigerator!

And yet still, after taking a mere three minutes to put their little brother down to sleep, I often find my two darling daughters in a scene much like this...

Now granted, they have seen me use this glorious apparatus many a time, and they make-believe mommy in every other way, so why am I even surprised?

Although sometimes, they do get a little confused.

And I can assure you I never use it like this.

Seriously, I don't know where these kids come up with this stuff. (And yes, they are sanitized properly after each use. Please don't email me about it.)

Oh how funny little girls can be. I just hope, when they are teenagers, they find these pictures as funny as I do right now.